Ghost

slimeeeman:

*puts a movie on for background noise*

officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

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(Source: amenparis)

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

bizarrefashiontriangle111:

SISSI WESTERBERG - acrylic pocket stuffer

bizarrefashiontriangle111:

SISSI WESTERBERG - acrylic pocket stuffer

cumsock:

chadxl:

can someone please explain to me what happened to my queue

damn you ready to hibernate

cumsock:

chadxl:

can someone please explain to me what happened to my queue

damn you ready to hibernate

(Source: chacl)

kanyelifevest:

who’s iggy iglesias

osamah:

kid: “how did you meet mom”

me: “thirst follow”

calliopeisababe:

probably but tell me more

calliopeisababe:

probably but tell me more

(Source: jordybelfort)

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: a-greek-goddess)

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

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